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VanQerenir

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So I finaly have something to upload (not pretending it's a superb quality, coz' I still have the same camera). I had 4 great days at High Tatras and ended up completely worn and tired, but it was worth it. (also met a real life model for my Mr. Meowless artwork)
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it's not like i have anything worth uploading (unless you're interested in pictures of some storm clouds or my parrot :D)
i just didn't like the christmas entry now during july

also a big piles of thanks for all those faves, while i'm still dead i really appreciate that
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As the title says, merry Christmas and happy new year (and new year's hangover).
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Fantasy Books

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(I apologise for the swearing)

I can't help myself, but whe the f*ck is wrong with nowadays fantasy books? I went to a bookstore and one whole shelf of sf&f was full of Twilight, Vapmire Academy, Vampire Diary, Vampire manga & comics...bunch of ripoffs of other ripoffs.

And all the 12-years old fangirls (and one fanboy) were giving me strange looks (like if I was some kind of sick pervert) while I was asking for a Vampire Slayer book (Warhammer Felix & Gotrek series).

Seriously, if all the vampires were like Count Orlok (Nosferatu movie) I wouldn't mind reading those books... but with those sparkling bastards everywhere... :D


And I'm sorry for no updates past 6 months (too busy with real life).
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I know I wasn't much active past 3 months. I had some other things to take care of (including exams and driving lessons). Not all of them are finished yet, but I think I'll have some time for (at least) a small deviation.

But now something completely different...(smells like meme)

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
(I'll put name of the band too)

How do you feel today?
> The Human Stain (Kamelot)

What’s your outlook on life?
> Melancholie (In Extremo)

What does your family think of you?
> Gales of Wind/Hayate (Yoshida Brothers)

What do your friends think of you?
> Midnight Madness (Jorn Lande)

What do strangers think of you?
> The Return (Therion)

How’s your love life?
> Last Train to Trancentral (Blue Man Group)

How will your love life be in the future?
> Šalalala (Tři Sestry) -- czech band, translated to english: Shalala (Three Sisters)

Will you get married?
> Advice (The Pillows)

Are you good at school?
> Eště Nejsme po Večeři (Fleret) -- another translation: We ain't finished with dinner yet (Fleret)

Will you be successful?
> Notes-Prima Donna (Andrew Lloyd Webber)

What song should they play on your birthday?
> Landscape of the Dead (Leaves' Eyes)

What song should they play at your graduation?
> Down Where I am (Demons and Wizards)

The Soundtrack of your life?
> Uprising (The Muse) -- acording to shuffle, but in reality Hans Zimmer's Rango ost

You and your best friends are?
> I Am the Sea (Vernian Process) -- ORLY? I guess I should stop eating the mushrooms :)

Happy times:
> The Black Halo (Kamelot)

Sad times:
> Absolute Sole Right (Dimmu Borgir)

Every day:
> Kovárna (Tři Sestry) -- translation: The Smithy (Three Sisters), actualy a great song about staying for whole week at a pub

For tomorrow:
> Victoria's Secret (Sonata Arctica)

For you:
> Vampir (Feuerschwanz)

What does next year have in store for you?
> Sunset (Tarja Turunen)

What do you say when life gets too hard?
> Enough (Tarja Turunen)

What song will you dance to at my wedding?
> Nightmare (The Pillows)

What do you want as your career?
> Theology/Civilization (Basil Poledouris)

Your favorite saying?
> Close Your Eyes (Unheilig)

How will you die?
> The Night of the Living Dead (Lordi)
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